Bugs and spiders and frogs

Daddy-Daughter discussion tonight:
Lique, when she saw a bug at the laundromat:  Eww, a bug!!
Me:  That's why you need spiders, spiders eat bugs.  Well they don't actually eat them they inject them with a venom that liquifies their insides and the spider just sucks that out.
L:  Daddy, that's gross.  Why did you have to tell me that?
M:  It's just one of those things that fathers have to teach daughters. (Laughing)
L:  I hope I never have to dissect something in middle school.
M: Of course you will, it's part of school.
L:  That's disgusting.  I don't want to do that.
M:  If you're lucky the frog won't be alive so you don't have to smack it with a stick to kill it.
L:  Stop!!  I don't want to hear anymore.  I'm not listening.  That's just disgusting!!
M:  It's okay when you're all done Mommy will eat the frog legs.

Laughed all the way home..........................